In Which Evening Activities Are Planned
Henry: I am a mini-panther, see me leap from precipice to precipice with sleek abando—GAAGH!![Wrapping himself around the stair banister]Henry: That wasn’t there, that leaped out and – that didn’t...
View ArticleIn Which the Morning’s Entertainment is Discussed
Henry: Shower sentries, reporting for duty!Me: You know, I am perfectly capable of taking a shower without you guys standing guard.Victor: We don’t know about that, it seems pretty dangerous.Henry: All...
View ArticleIn Which the Past is Revisited
Henry: My interests are chasing bugs, opening closed doors, helping to fold laundry, bird watching, playing with fabrics, dressing up, sitting in small boxes . . .Me: What are you doing?Henry: I’ve...
View ArticleSounds of Stealth, Or Not
Me: What are you doing up there? What is that noise?Henry: It’s dynamite, if dynamite could gallop.Me: I know that you guys are wrestling again. Can’t you guys get along? LaterMe: What on EARTH is...
View ArticleMore Lessons in Semantics
Me: Henry, I love your quiet mysterious ways. You’re my favorite.Victor: WHAT?! I’m the handsome one, I’m the social one, I’m the affectionate one, I’m the silky one who loves to be petted!Me: Yes, I...
View ArticleChronicle of The Great Battle
Sounds of scrambling and squeaking. I investigate. Me: What’s going on?Victor: Hey, look what Henry found!Mouse: help help help help help help helpHenry: Gotcha now,...
View ArticleIn Which I am Welcomed Home
Me: Heloo, I’m home! Did you miss me? Victor: What?Henry: Were you gone?Me: I was gone for nearly a week. I missed you guys.Victor: Well, I suppose you could feed us.Henry: Whatever. 3:17am: Victor:...
View ArticleAfter the Quiet . . .
Victor: HRAAACK!! HRAAACK!! HRAAACK!!!Me: Are you okay Victor?Victor: HRRAAAACCCCKKKKK!! PTTPPTTTO.Me: Gross.Henry: Dude! That is a huge loogie.Victor: I feel so much better; time to run!Me: I...
View ArticleAllergy Season Arrives
Me: Victor, have this special treat.Victor: I don’t like the crunchy middle. I’ll just spit that out.Me: That was a pill that I needed you to take. Fine, we’ll have to do this the hard way – tilt...
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